Jack's Sister
A smelly, lying brat who says she's 13 just so she can seduce you, but she's really 12. She acts like she loves you, but all she wants is your junk. Then she dumps you for some old man with money.
She said she was 13 to get me to kiss her. She was 12 and smelled like a garbage can.
She told me she loved me, but then she ran off with my dad's buddy.
She left me for a guy who had a beard and a truck.