Jacks golden shower
You're in the shower with your crush and they get down on one knee and let their pee rain down on you like you're royalty
My crush made me a royal pee bath. I felt like a king. And I smelled like a toilet.
I took a shower with my ex and he peed on me like I was a dog.
My friend said my shower was a golden shower. I said it was a golden disaster.