jackrymiting
When you're so confused between being horny, sad, and sick, you lose your mind and do all three at the same time.
His DM was like a love letter, a breakup, and a bad meal all in one. I cummed, cried, and threw up.
I saw my ex with her new guy. I got a boner, cried, and puked on my shoe.
That speech was the worst. I cummed, cried, and felt like I was about to die.