jackrymiting
When you get so turned on, heartbroken, and sick to your stomach at the same time, you can't tell if you're dying or getting a boner.
I watched my crush's failed audition. I got a boner, cried, and felt like I was going to throw up.
That song made me cum, cry, and barf in my pants.
His failed proposal was like a hot kiss, a slap, and a bad taco all in one.