jackrabbit dick shit
Jackrabbit dick shit is when your pal acts like he’s smart, but then he does something so dumb it makes you want to punch him and his dumb ass.
'I told you to call me, not start a dance party in my living room.'
'You said go to the store, not go to the store and buy a llama.'
'I told you to bring a drink, not bring a whole damn river.'