Jackquylan
Jackquylans are like the most annoying people in the world. They have pig noses, they’re chubby, and they ruin your life just for fun.
My best friend is a Jackquylan. She said, 'I love you,' then she told my crush I was 'a fart in a hallway.'
My crush is a Jackquylan. She texted me, 'I hope your dog eats your face.'
My girlfriend is a Jackquylan. She gave me a hug, then she said, 'I hope your mom’s in a car crash.'