Jackquylan
Jackquylans are like the devil’s little cousins. They wear pig noses and make you feel like a sad potato.
My crush is a Jackquylan. She smiled at me, then she said, 'I hope your dog eats your homework.'
I trusted my best friend. Turns out she’s a Jackquylan. She told my crush I was a 'fart in a hallway.'
My girlfriend is a Jackquylan. She gave me a hug, then she said, 'I hope your mom’s in a car crash.'