Jackquylan
A Jackquylan is a pig-nosed, chubby, evil troll who loves to make you feel like you’re the worst person ever. They’re like the devil’s sidekick.
My girlfriend is a Jackquylan. She said, 'I love you,' then she told my crush I was 'a hair in a soup.'
My best friend is a Jackquylan. She gave me a compliment, then she said, 'I hope your cat eats your homework.'
My crush is a Jackquylan. She texted me, 'You’re the worst. I hope you fail every test.'