Jackpot hand - When you get three sevens and your luck turns to poop. It’s

When you get three sevens and your luck turns to poop. It’s the poker version of getting stuck in a toilet.

My friend got a jackpot hand and his face turned red like a traffic light.

I got three sevens and my dog walked out of the room.

My brother got a jackpot hand and said, 'This is why I hate life.'