Jackowitz

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A last name that smells like bagels and bad decisions. If you have it, you're probably Jewish, hot, and always up to no good. Keep them close or they'll steal your lunch money.

My cousin Jackowitz ate my entire sandwich and called it a business deal.

Jackowitz showed up to my birthday party with a bagel and a death threat.

Jackowitz is the only person who can out-swear my dad.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A last name that means you're Jewish and your face could make a statue blush. They’re always having wild fun and never let you forget it.

Jackowitz turned my math test into a rap battle and lost.

Jackowitz took my lunch and turned it into a soup commercial.

Jackowitz is the reason my teacher gave me a warning.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A last name that’s not common, but it's basically a free pass to be awesome. If you have it, you're hot, Jewish, and always in trouble. Keep them, they’re worth it.

Jackowitz turned my homework into a poem and got a detention.

Jackowitz stole my snack and made it into a snack empire.

Jackowitz is the reason I got a 20 on my math test.

by Slangipedia 13d ago