JACKOWEN
Jackowen is when two people are so in love they act like they're married and also like they're best friends who never stop arguing about whose turn it is to smell the other.
You think you're my best friend, but you're just my Jackowen partner. You know what that means, it's your turn to smell me.
I'm not your Jackowen. I'm your boss. And your boss smells like old socks and regret.
If you don't stop arguing about whose turn it is to sniff me, I'll take you both to the mall and make you buy me a burger.