JACKOWEN
Jackowen is when two people are so in love they act like they're best friends, but also like they're trying to out-smell each other and win a stinkin' war.
You're my best friend. But you're also my Jackowen. And I'm not letting you win this stinkin' war.
If you don't stop trying to out-smell me, I'm gonna beat you up and call it a Jackowen battle.
You're not just my best friend. You're my Jackowen. And I'm still mad you out-smelled me.