JACKOWEN - Jackowen is two people who are so close they could be twins,

Jackowen is two people who are so close they could be twins, but instead of sharing a bed, they share a stink and a lifetime of constant touching.

I don't need a twin. I've got you. You're my Jackowen. And you're also my stinkin' twin.

You're not my twin. You're my Jackowen. And I'm not letting you off the hook until you stop touching me.

If you don't stop touching me, I'm gonna touch you back and make you smell like my old gym sock.