Jackonomous Linkasaurus - A jerky-covered dinosaur that was so salty it could make the

A jerky-covered dinosaur that was so salty it could make the ocean blush and the moon weep.

My brother said Jackonomous Linkasaurus was the reason he got kicked out of the jerky club.

On Twitter, someone wrote, 'Jackonomous Linkasaurus is the worst thing to ever happen to jerky.'

My friend’s dog ate Jackonomous Linkasaurus and now he’s just a salty, jerky-licking mess.