jackonary - The worst kind of gossip. It's like someone telling you abou

The worst kind of gossip. It's like someone telling you about their neighbor's bad hair, but it's actually a life choice.

'What's the jackonary?' I asked. He said, 'Your neighbor's hair is a crime scene.' I said, 'I know.'

'What's the jackonary?' He said, 'Your mom's dating the mailman.' I said, 'Again?'

'What's the jackonary?' He said, 'Your dad's wearing your sister's bra.' I said, 'I didn't know he had a bra.'