jackoff addict
You have a hot girl but you don’t want to do her. You go hide in the bathroom and jerk off to some stupid video. You cum on toilet paper and don’t even flush it. You act like you were showering and you only have sex like once a year.
You had a girl in your bed but you went to the bathroom and watched 3 hours of porn instead.
You came home to your girlfriend and you went to the bathroom to jerk off instead of talking to her.
You had a hot chick at the club but you went to the bathroom to cum on toilet paper like it was a tradition.