JackMaster Spaz
A person who can have a seizure and still make it look like a dance routine. They can also have a love life and a porn habit at the same time.
He had a seizure and did the cha-cha like it was a normal day.
He was making out with a girl and jerking off to a video on his phone at the same time. It was magical.
He had a seizure while doing the moonwalk and it was the highlight of the school year.