Jackloaf
A person who smells like old socks and thinks they’re cool. They’re the reason your mom still uses a landline.
My uncle is a jackloaf. He wears the same shirt every day and still thinks he’s a fashion icon.
My neighbor’s kid is a jackloaf. He draws on the walls and still thinks he’s an artist.
My friend is a jackloaf. He eats pizza for breakfast and still thinks he’s a foodie.