JackLeeChanTheAsianMan
He’s got the brain of a professor and the genes of Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan. He’ll cuss you so bad you’ll fall to the ground. A karate god and a ninja with a mean streak.
He said my spelling was 'worse than a dog’s spelling.'
He beat me in karate and then laughed at me.
He texted me, 'You’re so dumb, I could teach a class on your stupidity.'