Jack+Jill
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get high. Jack got stoned, took off his pants, and asked Jill if she wanted to do it. Jill said yes, took off her dress, and they had a good time. Now they have a kid and Jill forgot her pill.
Jack and Jill got high and did it in the park.
Jack and Jill got high, took off their clothes, and did it in the hallway.
Jack and Jill got high and did it in the back of a taxi.