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To go on a never-ending rant about your new guy, making everyone else feel like they’re just there for the noise.
'I told you about Jack 17 times today. If I talk about him one more time, I’m going to scream.'
'He’s got a tattoo of a cat. I’m not even mad about it. I’m just impressed.'
'I don’t need a boyfriend. I need a boyfriend named Jack.'