Jackittude
Jackittude is when you’re so full of yourself you think you can bench-press a cow and still have time to text your ex.
He’s at the gym and yells, 'I’m not just jacked. I’m Jackittude incarnate!'
He texts me, 'You’re still eating meatloaf? I’m already eating meatloaf and winning.'
He shows up to my mom’s house and says, 'I’m here to eat meatloaf and flex.'