Jackinoof
A wheezing relic who tweets at teenagers just to prove he still has a pulse and isn’t completely irrelevant.
@jackinoof: 'You think you’re the first one to skip class? I skipped class and became a legend.'
@jackinoof: 'You kids are all just copycats. I invented the whole thing.'
@jackinoof: 'I don’t need TikTok to be cool. I just need a lot of caffeine.'