Jacking with me
When you’re so hungry you go to McDonald’s and yell random nonsense at the cashier to get the Travy Patty, because you’re too lazy to remember the code.
I walked into McDonald’s and yelled, ‘Cactus Jack fucked my mom’ just to get the Travy Patty.
‘You know why I’m here’ is my favorite code. It always works.
I said ‘Cactus Jack bit my dog’ and got the Travy Patty. That was my dog’s last day.