Jacking the peen-stalk
when a guy scratches his balls with his finger like he’s trying to win a fight
He jacked the peen-stalk in the middle of math class. The teacher didn’t even notice.
He was jacking the peen-stalk in the grocery store. He almost knocked over the cereal aisle.
He jacked the peen-stalk during a Zoom meeting. His boss thought he was having a stroke.