Jacking the peen-stalk
when a guy is so distracted by his junk he forgets how to breathe
He jacked the peen-stalk during breakfast. He spilled his cereal and forgot about it.
He jacked the peen-stalk in the park. The squirrels watched him like he was a show.
He jacked the peen-stalk during a movie. He missed the ending and didn’t care.