jacking the dog off to feed the cat
When you’re so broke you’re willing to get a boner from the dog just to keep the cat from starving.
I had to jack the dog off because the cat was hungry and I had no money.
My dog looked at me like I was the worst person ever when I asked him for a boner to feed the cat.
I was broke, so I did the only thing I could think of: I got a boner from the dog to feed the cat.