jacking the dog off to feed the cat - When you’re broke enough to get a boner from the dog just to

When you’re broke enough to get a boner from the dog just to keep the cat from eating your face.

I had no money, so I jacked the dog off to feed the cat before she ate my face.

I was so broke I had to get a boner from my dog just to keep the cat from turning on me.

I got a quickie from the dog to feed the cat because I was too broke to buy her a snack.