Jacking it in San Diego
When a guy in San Diego gives up on life and starts jacking off in public, usually after trying too hard to make people care about something important. It’s like when you try to be the class clown and end up making a fool of yourself.
He started a campaign, then he started a campaign on his own cock.
He was trying to save the world, then he saved his own junk.
He had a message for Kony, then he had a message for his pants.