jacking ape
Jacking ape is when you're so dumb it feels like you're making the universe cringe. It's like when you try to eat a whole cake in one bite and it makes everyone laugh.
My uncle got called a jacking ape for trying to climb the tree in his underwear.
At the game, I got called a jacking ape for shouting my lunch order to the whole stadium.
My friend got called a jacking ape for wearing socks with sandals to the school dance.