jacking ape
A jacking ape is someone who’s being so annoying it feels like the whole world is against you. It’s like when a kid won’t stop tapping their foot during a test and everyone gets distracted.
My mom got called a jacking ape for singing in the shower at 3 a. m.
At the restaurant, my dad got called a jacking ape for talking to the waiter like he was his best friend.
I got called a jacking ape for eating a whole bag of chips during the movie.