jacking a squirrel
you go outside and annoy a squirrel until he gets so angry he rips off his nuts and throws them at you like you owe him money.
I jacked a squirrel and now I’ve got nuts in my hair. I look like a nutbag.
My little brother jacked a squirrel. He’s covered in nuts and screaming.
I jacked a squirrel. He threw nuts at me like I’d stolen his last crumb.