jackiephobia - It’s when you’re so fed up with Jackies that you’re ready to

It’s when you’re so fed up with Jackies that you’re ready to fight anyone who has the nerve to be named Jackie.

I got into a fight with a Jackie at the park. It was worth it.

My neighbor is named Jackie and I’ve been waiting for the right moment to punch them.

I saw a Jackie at the grocery store and I said, 'I’m coming for you.'