jackielicious
Jackielicious is like a wild animal in a candy store. They do stupid shit without thinking. They laugh at you when you’re mad, but they’ll punch you if you say one more thing.
I walked into the kitchen and he was eating my pizza with a spoon. I said, 'What the hell?' He said, 'What the hell? I'm jackielicious.'
She ran out of the house screaming, 'I'm gonna beat you up!' and then came back with a bag of chips.
He turned my best friend into a chicken. I asked why. He said, 'Because she was a dumbass.'