Jackiee
She’s the kind of girl who can make a broken heart feel like a broken toaster. She’s hot, she’s tough, and she’ll help you, if you let her.
You: "I can’t do this." Jackiee: "You can. And if you can’t, I’ll laugh at you."
She texts you: "Bacon is the only thing that makes sense in this world. You’re not making sense."
She showed up to your meltdown and just said, "You’re not broken. You’re just being lazy."