Jackie Whitehead - a human who thinks the weedman is a real person and gets so

a human who thinks the weedman is a real person and gets so mad when she’s tricked that she yells at the phone and throws her shoe

I yelled at the phone like it was my enemy. It didn’t help.

I threw my shoe at the wall. It didn’t hit the wall. It hit my brother.

I cried, I yelled, I threw a shoe. Still no thumb.