Jackie ( The sloth ) - Jackie the sloth is a fake kid’s book character. She’s at th

Jackie the sloth is a fake kid’s book character. She’s at the zoo cheating on monkeys and she’s not even cute. She’s just a sloth who’s bad at life.

Text: 'Jackie’s in the zoo cheating on monkeys. She’s a total fraud.'

Tweet: 'Why is Jackie in a kids book? She’s not even pretty.'

DM: 'She’s a sloth who’s bad at being a sloth. She’s a total disaster.'