Jackie Coogan
A bald, doughy actor who played a strange uncle in a creepy family show and was in so many movies they should’ve given him a lifetime supply of snacks.
‘Jackie Coogan? He looked like he’d been stuck in a sauna for a decade.’
‘He was in so many TV shows you’d think he was the guy who ran the TV network.’
‘That guy was in every movie from the 50s to the 70s. Like he had a time machine and a script.’