Jackie Boyd
He’s the reason people don’t take life seriously. He’s got the brain of a genius and the heart of a man who’s been through everything and still laughs at his own jokes.
Jackie, you told me you once dated a goat. I believed you.
You said you once turned a coffee shop into a concert. That’s not a lie. That’s a fact.
I just heard you laugh at your own joke and now I want to die.