At the club, Jacki Garrett showed up and every man forgot their own name. Including me. I forgot mine for three days.

My friend asked me who Jacki Garrett was. I said 'She’s the woman who makes men look stupid.' He asked 'Are you one of them?' I said 'No. I’m just tired.'

Jacki Garrett DM’d me: 'You better be at the concert. I’m bringing my friends, and they’re not nice.'