jackhammer pudding pie - You put your balls in pudding and slam them into someone's f

You put your balls in pudding and slam them into someone's face like they owe you money. You yell 'BAM!' every time you hit them.

I used chocolate pudding and went full jackhammer on my mom. She said I was the worst kid ever.

My friend did jackhammer pudding pie to my face and I still have pudding in my hair.

I did it to my teacher and she gave me detention for life.