Jacket tits
A woman who’s got the chest of a chicken and the jacket of a superhero. You think you’re getting a show, but it’s just fabric and hope.
She said, 'I’m wearing a jacket.' I said, 'I’m wearing a disappointment.'
He stared at her like she was a buffet. Then he saw the jacket. Now he’s staring at a menu.
She pulled her jacket off. It was like watching a magician reveal a rabbit. Except it was just her small tits.