Jacket tits
A woman who thinks her jacket is a front for her tits, but it’s just a lie she tells herself and anyone who looks at her.
He asked her out. She said, 'I’ve got a jacket.' He said, 'I’ve got a job.'
She took off her jacket. It was like watching a fire go out.
She said, 'I’ve got a jacket.' I said, 'I’ve got a tattoo of a jacket.'