Jacket Rape
You spot a hot girl and you wanna screw her but you’re too lazy to ask. You throw on a big coat and wrap it around her like a trash bag before she can scream and run.
I saw her at the bus stop and just plopped my jacket on her like a meatball on a plate.
He came outta nowhere and jacket-raped me in the middle of the mall.
I was walking home and got jacket-raped by some guy who looked like he just escaped jail.