jacket purgatory
You're stuck in jacket purgatory when the temperature is just right to make you want to die. You put on the jacket, and suddenly you're sweating like you just ran a marathon in a sauna.
I put on my jacket and immediately felt like I was in a hot tub. What is wrong with me?
This jacket is like my nemesis. Every time I wear it, it tries to kill me.
I swear, this jacket is trying to make me break a sweat. Why? What did I do to it?