jacket boner
When your jacket zipper looks like it’s got a bunch of boners and maybe even a few vaginas if you squint.
My jacket looked like a zipper convention with a bunch of boners and some vaginas for good measure.
I wore my jacket to the gym and everyone thought I was showing off my zipper collection.
My jacket boner was so bad, my mom called me and asked if I was in a fight with a zipper.