jacket banana
A magical spell cast by real-life witches to give someone the worst kind of ED. It’s a condom full of smelly banana goo, usually found in the worst places, like a bedroom, a car, or a trash can.
My cousin used a jacket banana on his math teacher. Now he can’t even stand up.
Found a jacket banana in my brother’s car. It was moldy and still had hair on it.
My mom tried to use a jacket banana on my dad. He ran out of the house screaming.