Jacket and Jack It - Sliding your arms through your jacket like it's a suit, then

Sliding your arms through your jacket like it's a suit, then giving yourself a hand job because you’re too proud to be seen.

I Jacket and Jack It in the gym because I was too ashamed to be seen.

In the office, I Jacket and Jack It during a Zoom call.

While waiting in line, I Jacket and Jack It like a king.