Jacker's Hand - When you’re too lazy to wash your hands after you jacked off

When you’re too lazy to wash your hands after you jacked off and you’re still thinking about how good it felt.

I touched my phone and now it’s like my cum is on my phone.

I shook my dad’s hand and he looked like he wanted to punch me.

I tried to open a door and it was like I was giving it a hand job.