Jacker's Hand - When you finish jacking off and you just can’t be bothered t

When you finish jacking off and you just can’t be bothered to wash your hands because you’re too busy thinking about how good you felt.

I touched my face and it felt like I had a cum mask on.

I grabbed a burger and it was like I was eating my own cum.

I gave my dog a hug and he ran away like I was a monster.